You guys need to stop wasting your time and make one of these.

Now THAT is a gun. Back in the day where when you pulled the trigger, the rail slug went RIGHT where you were aiming. Oh how glorious! *shiver*
There was NOTHING like owning someone with one of those, oh god the feeling was second to none, not even a triple dink in ET can compare to the perfect rail. Picking someone off out of midair at a dead run and watching those little red globs rain down was just pure extacy.